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Monthly Newsletter - May 2010 |
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TALKING DOG
 A man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."
He knocks on the door and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a mutt just sitting there.
"Can you talk?" he asks.
"Yes," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.
I had a few flings, a bunch of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed and he goes back to the front door and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, "Fifteen dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?
The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of those things."
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People who travel frequently or through multiple time zones can experience jet lag at some point during their vacation. Jet lag is a term used to describe the experience of people who travel and have a period of disorientation that occurs after landing in a different time zone, typically multiple time zones away from home. It can affect your physical condition and mental state. Mostly it has to do with your "internal clock" that remains stable while stationed at home, but can bethrown off by a relatively quick journey across time zones.
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A: Kyushu island Japan about 1,500 km south of Tokyo — 300 meters in length and 100 meters in width, with a height of 38 meters, it can accommodate 10,000 people.
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INTERNATIONAL
Egypt Air
Fly for less this April/May with EGYPT AIR
Complimentary Hotel accommodation during transit
Dar - London / Amsterdam / Frankfurt / Milan and all of Europe - Dar
USD 450.00 |
Dar - Mumbai / Dubai / Beirut / Sanaa / Istanbul / and Muscat – Dar
USD 400.00 |
Dar – Kuala Lumpur / Beijing and Guangzhou – Dar
USD 650.00 |
Dar – Bangkok – Dar
USD 550.00 |
| Valid from 15th Apr – 30th Jun 2010 |
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KLM
Effective immediately
Dar – Milan – Dar
USD 1045.00 |
Dar – Rome – Dar
USD 1045.00 |
Dar – Birmingham – Dar
USD 1124.00 |
Dar – Berlin – Dar
USD 1152.00 |
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Oman Air
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Dar – Muscat – Dar
Economy USD 416.00
Business USD 999.00 |
Dar – Cairo – Dar
Economy USD 255.00
Business USD 999.00 |
| Dar – Dubai/Rasal Khaimah/
Al Ain/Abu Dhabi
Economy USD 307.00
Business USD 999.00 |
Dar – Dammam – Dar
Economy USD 327.00
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Above quoted rates are excluding taxes + Service Fee
Sales period 22 Apr – 15 May 2010
Travel Validity: 01 – 30JUN 2010 |
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WORLD'S MOST VISITED PLACES
Time Square in New York, USA – 35 million visitor per year
National Mall & Memorial Parks in Washington Monument, Lincoln and Jefferson Memorials
– Washington DC,USA with 25 million visitors per year
Disney World’s Magic Kingdom in Florida California, USA
– 16.6 million visitors per year
Trafalgar Square in London, England
– 15 million visitors per year
Disneyland Park in Anaheim California, USA
– 14.7 million visitors per year
Niagara Falls in Ontario, Canada and New York USA
– 14 million visitors per year
Fisherman’s Wharf/Golden Gate National Recreation Area in San Francisco, USA
– 13 million visitors per year
Tokyo Disneyland/DisneySea in Tokyo, Japan
– 12.9 million visitor per year
Notre Dame de Paris in Paris, France
– 12 million visitors per year
Disneyland Paris in Marne La Vallee, France
– 10.6 million visitors per year.
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